In Praise Of Outrigging

Outriggers love it when your friends come over

Outriggers don't care if you use their shampoo

Outriggers think you sing great

Outriggers don't expect you to call when you are running late

The later you are the more excited outriggers are to see you

Outriggers will forgive you for playing with other outriggers

Outriggers don't notice if you call them by another outriggers name

Outriggers are excited by rough play

Outriggers understand farts are funny

Outriggers love red meat

Outriggers can appreciate excessive body hair

If an outrigger is gorgeous other outriggers don't hate it

Outriggers don't shop

Outriggers like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

An outriggers disposition stays the same all month long

Outriggers parents never visit

Outriggers understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

Outriggers like rum

Outriggers don't hate their bodies

Outriggers don't put on 25kg after reaching adulthood

Outriggers agree that you need to raise your voice to get your point across

Outriggers never expect gifts

Outriggers don't want to know about every other outrigger you have been with

Outriggers don't follow astrology

Outriggers would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner

You never have to wait for an outrigger

They are 24 hours a day

Outriggers have no use for flowers, cards or jewellery

Outriggers enjoy heavy petting in public

Outriggers find you amusing when you are drunk

Outriggers don't talk when they are paddling!.

A Males Outrigging Ideology